How to make a Ham Sandwich

 

  1. Get two pieces of bread

  2. Put mayonnaise on the bread

  3. put cheese on the bread

  4. put ham on the cheese

  5. add lettuce and tomato if desired

Serve with chips and your favorite beverage.

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